1.世上没有意外。（世间无巧合、一切早已注定）（从来就没有意外）
There are no accidents.
2.何必躲呢,躲不过的。（往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇）（博友新译：一心逃避宿命，却撞个正着/可译成中国俗语：是祸躲不过/子欲避之,反促遇之）
One often meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
3.着急的时候脑子也乱了,静下心来就好了。（你的思想就如同水，我的朋友，当水波摇曳时，很难看清，不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。）（博友新译：你的心情便如这搅乱的池水，混沌不清；等静下来，答案自见分晓/心如惊澜，神思混沌；心若止水，茅塞顿开））
Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear.
4.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。（博友新译：留下练功？还是回去抻面？这是一个选择题。）
Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles.
5.俗语说,既往者之不鉴,来着尤可追!那就是为什么今天是礼物。（昨天是历史，明天是谜团，只有今天是天赐的礼物）（博友新译：昨天已成过去，明日犹未可知；唯有今朝在手，当好好把握/昨日之日不可留,明日之日未可知,今日之日胜现金.好好把握现在吧/逝者长已矣,来着犹可追）
There is a saying,Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift,
That is why it’s called the present (the gift).
6.乌龟:是的,看着这棵树,
我不能让树为我开花,
也不能让它提前结果
Yes ,look at this tree Shifu(师傅)
I can not make it blossom and suits me ,
nor make it bear fruit before its time .
师傅:但有些事情我们可以控制
我可以控制果实何时坠落
我还可以控制在何处播种
那可不是幻觉 大师
but there are things we can control
I can control when the fruit will fall
... And I can control
What time to seed
That is not illusion , Master
乌龟:是啊 不过无论你做了什么
那个种子还是会长成桃树
你可能想要苹果 或桔子
可你只能得到桃子
那个种子还是会长成桃树
Yes, but no matter what you do,
That seed will grow to be a peach tree
You may wish for an Apple or an orange
But you will get a peach
师傅:可桃子不能打败太郎
But peach can not defeat Tai Long
乌龟:也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nourish it , to believe in it .
7. 阿宝,天不遂人愿,
况且这本不是天意,
阿宝,忘了其它的事情,
你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族,
血管中流淌着面条的汤汁（面汤）。
I'm sorry things didn’t work out …
It’s just what it’s meant to be.
Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits.
We are Noodle folk,
Broth runs deep through our veins.
8.你不能走,真的武士决不会退却.
You cannot leave ,real warrior never quits.
9.师傅:那你为什么不退出呢?
你知道我一直想把你赶走,
可你还是留下来了。
Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you
but you stayed
阿宝:是啊,我留下来了。
我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头,
或说我难闻,这很伤我的心。
可最伤我心的是,我每天努力练习,却还是这个我。
我留下来,因为我以为,
如果还有人能改变我,
能让我焕然一新,
那就是你--
中国最伟大的功夫师父!
Yes ,I stayed .
I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head
or said I smelled ,it hurts.
But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought ..
If anyone could change me ,
could make me not me ,
it was you
the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!
10,罗嗦什么,打吧!
Enough talk~ let's fight!
11、牛人不收费,迷死人不偿命
~There's no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness !!
12.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
13. 你说它特别,它就特别了。
To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.
14. 你一定要相信。
you must belive!!!
15.我不是一只熊猫，我是超级熊猫。
I am not A panda，I am THE panda.
1.世上没有意外。（世间无巧合、一切早已注定）（从来就没有意外）
There are no accidents.
2.何必躲呢,躲不过的。（往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇）（博友新译：一心逃避宿命，却撞个正着/可译成中国俗语：是祸躲不过/子欲避之,反促遇之）
One often meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
3.着急的时候脑子也乱了,静下心来就好了。（你的思想就如同水，我的朋友，当水波摇曳时，很难看清，不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。）（博友新译：你的心情便如这搅乱的池水，混沌不清；等静下来，答案自见分晓/心如惊澜，神思混沌；心若止水，茅塞顿开））
Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear.
4.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。（博友新译：留下练功？还是回去抻面？这是一个选择题。）
Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles.
5.俗语说,既往者之不鉴,来着尤可追!那就是为什么今天是礼物。（昨天是历史，明天是谜团，只有今天是天赐的礼物）（博友新译：昨天已成过去，明日犹未可知；唯有今朝在手，当好好把握/昨日之日不可留,明日之日未可知,今日之日胜现金.好好把握现在吧/逝者长已矣,来着犹可追）
There is a saying,Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift,
That is why it’s called the present (the gift).
6.乌龟:是的,看着这棵树,
我不能让树为我开花,
也不能让它提前结果
Yes ,look at this tree Shifu(师傅)
I can not make it blossom and suits me ,
nor make it bear fruit before its time .
师傅:但有些事情我们可以控制
我可以控制果实何时坠落
我还可以控制在何处播种
那可不是幻觉 大师
but there are things we can control
I can control when the fruit will fall
... And I can control
What time to seed
That is not illusion , Master
乌龟:是啊 不过无论你做了什么
那个种子还是会长成桃树
你可能想要苹果 或桔子
可你只能得到桃子
那个种子还是会长成桃树
Yes, but no matter what you do,
That seed will grow to be a peach tree
You may wish for an Apple or an orange
But you will get a peach
师傅:可桃子不能打败太郎
But peach can not defeat Tai Long
乌龟:也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nourish it , to believe in it .
7. 阿宝,天不遂人愿,
况且这本不是天意,
阿宝,忘了其它的事情,
你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族,
血管中流淌着面条的汤汁（面汤）。
I'm sorry things didn’t work out …
It’s just what it’s meant to be.
Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits.
We are Noodle folk,
Broth runs deep through our veins.
8.你不能走,真的武士决不会退却.
You cannot leave ,real warrior never quits.
9.师傅:那你为什么不退出呢?
你知道我一直想把你赶走,
可你还是留下来了。
Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you
but you stayed
阿宝:是啊,我留下来了。
我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头,
或说我难闻,这很伤我的心。
可最伤我心的是,我每天努力练习,却还是这个我。
我留下来,因为我以为,
如果还有人能改变我,
能让我焕然一新,
那就是你--
中国最伟大的功夫师父!
Yes ,I stayed .
I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head
or said I smelled ,it hurts.
But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought ..
If anyone could change me ,
could make me not me ,
it was you
the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!
10,罗嗦什么,打吧!
Enough talk~ let's fight!
11、牛人不收费,迷死人不偿命
~There's no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness !!
12.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
13. 你说它特别,它就特别了。
To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.
14. 你一定要相信。
you must belive!!!
15.我不是一只熊猫，我是超级熊猫。
I am not A panda，I am THE panda.