三打白骨精：
T：唐僧 S：孙悟空 Z：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：小白 G：小骨 J2：小精
T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。）
师徒做下
T：Where is the map？
S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!
Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!
T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）
S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.
Z&J2:Yes,sir.
T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）
B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!
G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!
J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）
B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）
G&J2；Good luck,Bai.
B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?
T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!
T：Bomb（打出）？
B：Double king!
T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!
B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。）
S：（刚好回来，看到）Oh，Monster!（上前就打）
B：Oh,help......（倒）
T：（气愤）Wukong!
S：She’s a monster!
T：Nonsense！（深呼吸）（唱）Old Macdonald had a farm,i ya i ya yo!
S：Oh,no!Please......
G：（对J）Sister Bai was killed by that ugly monkey!I’ll give him a big lessen and catch Tangseng back!
G上前，T见到她后满脸都是笑，Z也是如此。
G：Excuse me,sir,have you seen my sister?
T：No，sorry.（赔笑，G想看T后面是什么，T挡）
S：You Monster!
G躲到T后面：Sir，help me please,I’m so so so afraid!（作怕怕状）
Z：Monkey，she is just a girl!
T：Wukong,put your golden cudgel down!
G：Ugly monkey，you beat my sister to death,you have to repay with your life!
G在T后暗施毒计，被S看穿，一棒打死。J2看到，哭着跑出来，边跑边说。
J2：Oh，my sister！What should I do？
S（看到J2挥棒就打）：Haha，the third one!
（B、G、J2集体挥手向T告别，飘走）
T（看到三个美女离他远去，悲伤挥手，然后不禁晕倒）
Z&J：Are you OK?Master?（扶住T）
T看看S，很生气：How many?
J：Three.
T:Leave me!Don’t let me see you again,go!
S悲伤离去，音乐响起。
T、Z、J不语，突然那边出现B、G、J三人齐向T扑来。
B：Hahaha......Mr Tang,we are coming again!
G：I miss you and your meat so much!
J2：Me too.
T：Oh，no!
Z、J上前要打三人，但被击退。
B：We’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha ha......
J2：Blood,blood,blood......
S悄悄走到三人后面，将三人打晕，打回原形。T看到三人原形，惊骇，随后长舒一口气，深情款款地看着S，握住S的手。
T：Wukong......
Z、J：Our hero is back！
T：I can’t understand,what happened?
S：Oh，my god,Master,your IQ needs increasing.They are monsters,haven’t you recognized them yet?
N出现：Excuse me,where are the criminals?
J：Here they are.
N（指着B、G、J2）：You are under arrest,I’m going to catch you three back to the court of heaven.
【带走三人】
T：Wukong.（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理他）,I’m sorry.（小声） S：What?
T：I’m sorry.
S：Em......Louder，please？
T：T...am...sorry......（音乐响《敢问路在何方》）
T：Let’s go guys!
S（对B）：You are carrying the luggage,I’m leading the horse.
B（对J）：You are carrying the luggage,I’m leading the team.
J（接过行李）：Say goodbye to the sun,again we set out.
T：Again we set out......（音乐逐渐走高）
三打白骨精：
T：唐僧 S：孙悟空 Z：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：小白 G：小骨 J2：小精
T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。）
师徒做下
T：Where is the map？
S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!
Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!
T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）
S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.
Z&J2:Yes,sir.
T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）
B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!
G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!
J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）
B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）
G&J2；Good luck,Bai.
B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?
T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!
T：Bomb（打出）？
B：Double king!
T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!
B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。）
S：（刚好回来，看到）Oh，Monster!（上前就打）
B：Oh,help......（倒）
T：（气愤）Wukong!
S：She’s a monster!
T：Nonsense！（深呼吸）（唱）Old Macdonald had a farm,i ya i ya yo!
S：Oh,no!Please......
G：（对J）Sister Bai was killed by that ugly monkey!I’ll give him a big lessen and catch Tangseng back!
G上前，T见到她后满脸都是笑，Z也是如此。
G：Excuse me,sir,have you seen my sister?
T：No，sorry.（赔笑，G想看T后面是什么，T挡）
S：You Monster!
G躲到T后面：Sir，help me please,I’m so so so afraid!（作怕怕状）
Z：Monkey，she is just a girl!
T：Wukong,put your golden cudgel down!
G：Ugly monkey，you beat my sister to death,you have to repay with your life!
G在T后暗施毒计，被S看穿，一棒打死。J2看到，哭着跑出来，边跑边说。
J2：Oh，my sister！What should I do？
S（看到J2挥棒就打）：Haha，the third one!
（B、G、J2集体挥手向T告别，飘走）
T（看到三个美女离他远去，悲伤挥手，然后不禁晕倒）
Z&J：Are you OK?Master?（扶住T）
T看看S，很生气：How many?
J：Three.
T:Leave me!Don’t let me see you again,go!
S悲伤离去，音乐响起。
T、Z、J不语，突然那边出现B、G、J三人齐向T扑来。
B：Hahaha......Mr Tang,we are coming again!
G：I miss you and your meat so much!
J2：Me too.
T：Oh，no!
Z、J上前要打三人，但被击退。
B：We’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha ha......
J2：Blood,blood,blood......
S悄悄走到三人后面，将三人打晕，打回原形。T看到三人原形，惊骇，随后长舒一口气，深情款款地看着S，握住S的手。
T：Wukong......
Z、J：Our hero is back！
T：I can’t understand,what happened?
S：Oh，my god,Master,your IQ needs increasing.They are monsters,haven’t you recognized them yet?
N出现：Excuse me,where are the criminals?
J：Here they are.
N（指着B、G、J2）：You are under arrest,I’m going to catch you three back to the court of heaven.
【带走三人】
T：Wukong.（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理他）,I’m sorry.（小声） S：What?
T：I’m sorry.
S：Em......Louder，please？
T：T...am...sorry......（音乐响《敢问路在何方》）
T：Let’s go guys!
S（对B）：You are carrying the luggage,I’m leading the horse.
B（对J）：You are carrying the luggage,I’m leading the team.
J（接过行李）：Say goodbye to the sun,again we set out.
T：Again we set out......（音乐逐渐走高）